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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

JULY 19, 1996

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IT MUST BE

HARD GOING THROUGH LIFE WITH

SUCH LOFTY

PRINCIPLES.

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WELL, IT

WHAT IS THE LOGIC BEHIND THIS "HOMOSEXUALS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BREAKDOWN OF TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES" SCHTICK?

IS! THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.

OFFIC

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PREZ LIKELY TO SIGN ANTI-GAY MARRAGE BILL

CONSERVATIVES HAVE

SOME NERVE BLAMING THEIR FAILED MARRIAGES AND CRACK-SMOKING KIDS ON ME.

SO DIDJA E-MAIL THE WHITE HOUSE TO TELL THE PRESIDENT TO STAND UP FOR US FOR ONCE?

No, I DID NOT!

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT THAN THE "DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE"

ACT. LET CLINTON SIGN IT!

I'M TIRED OF GETTING DRAWN INTO SUPPORTING THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN JUST BECAUSE SOME GAY MEN AND LESBIANS WANT A PIECE OF AMERICAN PIE!

MO, THE REAL WORLD IS MESSY! YOU HAVE TO MAKE COMPROMISES ON THE WAY TO YOUR LONG-TERM GOALS! OFFICE

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YEAH, LIKE VOTING FOR CLINTON EVEN THOUGH HE THIWAS WE SHOULDN'T ASK, TELL, OR SAY "I DO."

AND BEING BUTT-KISSINGLY GRATEFUL FOR SMALL FAVORS, LIKE THE SUPREME COURT'S WORD ON AMENDMENT TWO. OH, THANK YOU, WISE JUSTICES, FOR MAKING IT ILLEGAL TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR ME TO HAVE PROTECTION FROM DISCRIMINATION!

THAT'S RIGHT! SCOFF AT A REVOLUTIONARY VICTORY FOR GAY AND LESBIAN RIGHTS. YOU MAY BE PRINCIPLED, MO, BUT YOU'RE A PUTZ.

HUH. I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP AFTER LUNCH. WANT ANYTHING AT THE DELI?

YEAH. HOW BOUT A PICKLE? MY WALLET'S IN MY BACKPACK.

OFFICE

NO ONE SHOULD

SERVE IN THE MILITARY! NO ONE SHOULD HAVE RIGHTS

AND PRIVILEGES JUST

BECAUSE THEY'RE IN

A COUPLE!

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THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN

10:30am

Summer WAKE UP BYPASS THE COMMUN-

House Diary

with ethan green

11:15am

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By Eric ORner. 11:30 am

DECIDE TO WORK OUT BEFORE YOU GO TO THE BEACH. THEN GRILL ANOTHER HOUSEMATE'S TRICK AS HE'S COLLECT-

AL "CHOCK FULL O' NUTS" FOR A|| UNDECİDE. THEN DECIDE AGAIN. REALIZE THAT AS YOU'VE FULL POT OF A HOUSEMATE'S BEEN DECI&ING, A HOUSE MATE'S IDIOT WESTLE HAS EATEN PRIVATE STASH OF KONA... YOUR WEIGHT LIFTING GLOVes...

MUST HAVE THE COFFEE MUST HAVE THE COFFEE

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9:15pm

HEHHEHHEN

DEMAND A HOUSEMEETING BECAUSE NO ONE EVER

EMPTIES THE DISHWASHER.

WE'RE NOT PAYING A SHARE OF THE CABLE BILL WE NEVER WATCH TV, OH, and also, WE'RE HAVING SOME GUESTS OVER THE 4TH...

FINE, MAYBE THEY CAN PICK YOUR CIG ARETTE BUTTS OUT OF THE SHOWER.

THAT'S SUCH B.S. CARLOS YOU WERE WATCHING RICKI LAKE YESTERDAY.

BY THE Way PANDORA, STAY OUTTA MY KONA.

ARE THESE GUESTS SINGLE?

10:45pm

SLYLY PRESS "REDIAL" THE SECON& A HOUSEMATE HANGS UP THE PHONE, TË DISCOVER WHO SHE'S BEEN CALLING...

iNG HIS THINGS TO LEAVE...

SO... WILL YOU BE SEEING Our WAYNE AGAIN?

AMM... and

THE TWO OF YOU MET AT "DICK DOCK"? WE'RE Shocked.

LET'S DISCUSS YOUR CAREER

GOALS.

WHAT? LEAVING SO SOON ?.. WAYNE! YOUR LITTLE FRIEND'S ESCAPING...

10:46pm

YEAH

UH,

REALLY

NICE

MEETING

You

GUYS.

The door

WISH YOU WEREN'T SO SLY..

HELLO.. HELLOPHELLO? OKAY, WELL I HEAR HEAVY BREATHING SO CUT THE SHIT CARLOS, WHEN'R You & YOUR HUNKY HUSBAND TIM HEADED OVER HERE? I'M LIKEA CAT IN HEAT I'M SO HORNY CARLOS? CARLOS ?..

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